(I Always Kill) The Things I Love

Regrettably applicable. 

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Nick Fury just really wants the Avengers to go the fuck to sleep.



(Samuel L. Jackson’s audio book of Go The Fuck To Sleep)

jgkfsd;hgs;aKJFLD;SHG;SA

I LOVE YOU

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deckitout:

snoipahkat:

kat is a member of SHIELD and married to Hawkeye and is a/an Mutant

SUCCESS

Ashley is a member of The Avengers and married to Captain America and is a/an Mutant

Member of The Avengers, married to Coulson, is a Frost Giant

married to Coulson married to Coulson married to Coulson  :3

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dangling-thpider:

epichumour:

damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans

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alyxiane:

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tinysaurus:

…did this seriously just happen? Yes, yes it did. Sorry for further contributing to my massive Korra spam with my voice… But these parody lyrics by thecatbureau and legendofkorraholyshit’s image that inspired them were JUST TOO GOOD. Best song ever combined with my current obsession? I had to do it. No regrets. Enjoy, I guess.

Let’s get down to business to defeat Amon!

Water, Earth and Fire, but there’s still just one!
He’s the biggest douche I’ve ever met, and you can bet that by Book Two…

Amon, I’ll bend the hell out of you

Fiery as Azula and as tough as Toph,

Swift just like Katara, but as Aang, I’m off

I can’t meditate or be the leaf, but with three, it just won’t do

Somehow, I’ll bend the hell out of you!

I’m never gonna calm herself!

Gotta stay with Tenzin’s teachings -
But screw the rules! Pro-bending is my jam!

This guy’s got me scared to death -
Hope he doesn’t take my bending!

Now I really wish the Equalists would scram!

I must be as light as a flying lemur,

I must be calmer than most by far!

Must keep my temper and fear no other,

And soon I will be the next great Avatar!

Time is racing toward us, ‘til Amon comes forth!

Take to heart my training, and I’ll brave the storm!

He will never have his way with us! Benders, you know what to do,

Amon, we’ll bend the hell out of you!

I must be as light as a flying lemur,
I must be calmer than most by far!

Must keep my temper and fear no other,

And soon I will be the next great Avatar!

I must be as light as a flying lemur,

I must be calmer than most by far!

Must keep my temper and fear no other,

And soon I will be the next great Avatar!

(I kinda tweaked the parody lyrics to better fit my solo recording! It’s not by much, but you should go check out the original post cause it’s hilarious. ♥)

FANGIRLING

Imma reblog this again because ASFSDFSDKJFKLSGJKDSFSSF GREATEST PARODY SONG EVER.

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Let’s get down to business.

Always reblog Make A Man Out Of You

Always

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loki-odins-son:

So adorable. :3

Too cute to not reblog!  :3

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asofter221b:

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Here, have some feelings.

liztrade:

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jmoriartyx:

Call Me Maybe (Sherlock + Moriarty)

I AM SCREAMING FUCK

NO WORDS

JUST PERFECTION

OH MY GOSH

I’m going to blame my tears after watching this on fibrous mascara and not on how hard this video makes me ship them

seriously every time they’d be facing off and they would get really close to each other and put their faces right up next to each other I would just be thinking, “kiss, kiss, kiss” 

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